16 Things People Do That Make Them Feel Old Beyond Their Years

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mattstaff
Oct 19, 2018 3:00 PM EDT

These might be painfully relatable. Also, who could possibly have a problem with chilling in the Netflix Watch Instantly cave with a bottle of something strong, and some comfort food/munchies to tie it all together? Maybe I'm just getting old, after all. 

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  • 01
    Text - hes_a_newt_Jim 4h Iregularly go to bed between 8:30-9pm
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    Text - Motorcharge99 4h Groan when sitting down, grunt when standing up. I've also caught myself referring to everyone in their early 20s as kids lately
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    Text - dumbledorebiny 4h I still say please to Siri. Like a grandpa!
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    Text - trichloroethylene 4h I live on a corner next to an elementary school. It is a real cut-through on my lawn instead of walking around the corner. I regularly yell at kids to get off my lawn.
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    Text - jaseguitar 4h I get tired before 10PM even on weekends
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    Text - HakunaMatataHapa 4h Tell people to turn down the volume
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    Text - doublestitch 4h Ibake pecan pie while talking to cats.
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    Text - floatedaway 4h Being happy when I get to be at home couch with a blanket watching tv and drinking coffee.
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    Text - ostentia 4h Refuse to go to most bars because "it's too loud to actually talk to each other." Complain about not understanding memes. Refer to college students as "kids" and see anyone younger than that as practically a baby.
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    Text - Baggabones88 On my birthday, I have a standing tradition where I go to a local diner and get breakfast and coffee and just sit and read the news for a while. I enjoy it.
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    Text - DevilsRejectAFC 4h Make random noises of disapproval.
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    Text - bigheyzeus 4h watch my fiber intake to ensure i've got enough to keep my colon healthy
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    Text - Targeted4Termination 4h Wear the huge, wrap-around, over-the-eyeglass sunglasses seen on the elderly. When my my wife points out how ugly they are, I respond that she should be happy--what woman would talk to me when I'm wearing them?
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    Text - ManboobsMcTasty 3h I get the Sunday paper in print, clip coupons out of it, and use them at the store. I pay 99¢ a week for the paper and usually save about $10-20. The trick is to only use coupons for stuff you'd buy anyway. Don't be one of those idiots who buys Tuff Shed to fill with Jello Pudding Snacks and Conditioner because you had a coupon.
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    Text - DownvoteDaemon 3h I listen to npr and get angry at loud nnecessary noises.
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    Text - femslam 4h Getting my keys out way ahead of the time when walking to the car
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